diablo 2 có nghĩa làA game that has more addicting qualities than crack cocaine. Examplesomeone: Whats up man?you: I'm on the patch. someone: To quit smoking? you: No. I play Diablo 2. someone: Oh, so you're quitting? you: Fuck no biatch, I'm on 1.09 patch, waiting for blizzard to get their shit in gear and release the much needed 1.10 diablo 2 có nghĩa làA game that my ex-boyfriend left me for. Honestly girls, if your boyfriend starts to play this game, throw his computer out the window and don't allow him to buy a new one. It's actually more addicting than heroin. It will ruin a person's life and make them lose their friends and sleep. Don't offer to rush him and don't let him buy you a copy of it so that you can play it with him. ExampleMy boyfriend doesn't want to have sex anymore, instead he plays D2 all day.diablo 2 có nghĩa làDiablo 2 is a Blizzard Classic. It is an online computer game that was released in 2000. It gained it's popularity in 2001 when the Expansion version was released. Although it is an M rated game, 95% of those who play it are middle schoolers whose ages range from 11 to 15. ExampleI quit playing Diablo 2 because the players are childish assholes.Once you get into Highschool, you mature (hopefully) and d2 becomes a thing of the past for you. But to those still caught in the craze, I have but one piece of advice: NEVER GIVE YOUR PASSWORD TO A SINGLE SOUL NO MATTER HOW FRIENDLY THEY ARE OR NO MATTER WHAT THEY PROMISE YOU! IF YOU DESIRE TO SHARE YOUR ACCOUNT, ONLY SHARE IT WITH A VERY VERY CLOSE FRIEND THAT YOU SEE OFTEN IN SCHOOL OR OTHER PLACES, SO THAT IF THEY DO STEAL YOUR ACCOUNT, YOU CAN FIND THEM AND GIVE THEM A NICE AND PROPER ASS-WHOOPING. Happy leveling :) ... and Good Luck ;) diablo 2 có nghĩa làLife draining computer game, players who play it often found themselves devoid of a life, girlfriend, or any other monument of their terrible social abilities. ExampleDiablo 2 Gamer: "OMGz! I just found myself a bitchin' 75x FCR Sorc Ring with 800% Magic Find! God I'm so fucking tired...."Straight-Thinking Kid: "Neat, I got laid twelve times today. Cool huh? My schlong hurts bad though" Diablo 2 Gamer: "Haha! You faggot, you got a small dick. Gayass" Diablo 2 Gamers spasms violently on the floor, blood pouring out of his eyes, then dies from a seizure. diablo 2 có nghĩa làa game that i got addicted to and played till 8 in the moring till 9 at night. untill i broke out of its addicting spell and snapped the cd. Examplebreak the diablo 2 addicting spell bye snappi8ng the disc.diablo 2 có nghĩa làThe means in which you will spend the next 5 years of your life in pathetic seclusion with nothing but your red bull and a lifetime of back problems that will develop from countless hours of sitting in an uncomfortable low-backed chair. Example"So what did you do this weekend?""I could use my computer to distort a picture of your face to look like Baal." "WTF?" "Or maybe Mephisto." "Dude, something is wrong with you.....very wrong." "Did you just hear that?" "Hear what?" "I think somewhere a gem just dropped.....It sounds like a perfect Topaz....yeah topaz...hehehh. Diablo 2.." diablo 2 có nghĩa làA MMORPG type game made by Blizzard intended to frustate players into addiction. The game provides a friendly online environment where people curse, annoy, scam and beg each other all for the sake of items. The goal of the game is to level characters and equip them with skillful items, which help kill monsters faster for more items which in turn provides more characters with abilities acquire better items. Gameplay usually results in prolong periods without food, sleep or trips to the bathroom. Can be attributed to social, behavioral and academial problems. Players who quit out of boredom usually suffer relapse after rest. Examplehardcore diablo 2 player: OMG!!1 i just found a perfect gf!@#non diablo 2 player: huh? really she hooked up with you?? hardcore diablo 2 player: huh? wtf? non diablo 2 player: that hot chic from the gym? hardcore diablo 2 player: uh.. nvm non diablo 2 player: ?? (gf is an acrynom for grandfather, a rare sword in the game) diablo 2 có nghĩa là1.The game that you called your "Homework" when your mom asked what you were doing.2. another word for the devil.3. The game that made you lose your girlfriend/boyfriend.4.A hit classic that is still played by millions today created by Blizzard Entertainment. ExampleMom:Are you doing your homework? You: Yea... mhmmm, oh crap I lost my trang! Mom: what was that, are you playing the gosh darn Diablo 2 again? You: No, I said I accidentially used slang!diablo 2 có nghĩa làAddicting game (quite much more than that of the addiction of cigarettes, heroine, crack-cocaine/crack/cocaine)that will suck your life away to your small chair and large blanket that sits next to your computer, which you wait to return to while sitting on the shitter while you should be doing finals T_T. <-- basically me, but not that bad, I still have friends, and my blanket is in the laundry< div> ExampleTypical Diablo 2 Chat (Got this from IRC, yeah its real):01:02 <CDC> how much is a scl unid? 01:02 01:02 01:03 01:03 01:03 01:03 01:03 01:03 01:03 01:05 diablo 2 có nghĩa làa game with the metaphoric phenomenon of the gates of heaven, which transfers orgasmic glee to the cool and tuff guy/girl/thing through a lengerdary diablo playing mouse. also refers to the gods as their word/vision/hymm. Exampletuff guy: whats up with the sunglasses?cool guy: my eyes fell out playing diablo 2. now i guess im just a sinner, since i cant play. |